CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
|
Ric Flair |
"Woooo!"" |
2/25/1949 |
73 |
27 |
|
| Phil Collins |
He's no Peter Gabriel |
1/30/1951 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Bill Murray |
Fuck you, Danni. |
9/21/1950 |
72 |
28 |
|
| Ron Jeremy |
The Hedgehog in a prison jumpsuit |
3/12/1953 |
69 |
31 |
|
| Hulk Hogan |
Cucked Bubba the Love Sponge, Brother! |
8/11/1953 |
69 |
31 |
|
| William Shatner |
The. First. Captain. For. Star. Trek. |
3/22/1931 |
91 |
9 |
|
| Jack Nicholson |
Once gave advice to Kobe |
4/22/1937 |
85 |
15 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Rick Moranis |
Honey, I shrunk my career! (...and Strange Brew) |
4/18/1953 |
69 |
31 |
|
| Yoko Ono |
Mark David Chapman shot the wrong one that day |
2/18/1933 |
89 |
11 |
|
| Billy Gibbons |
The other dude with a beard in ZZ Top |
12/16/1949 |
72 |
28 |
|
| Ozzy Osbourne |
Once snorted ants and peed on the Alamo while wearing his wife's dress |
12/3/1948 |
73 |
27 |
|
| Nick Nolte |
48 Hours and a DUI |
2/8/1941 |
81 |
19 |
|
| Joey Diaz |
Never let him watch your drugs |
2/19/1963 |
59 |
41 |
|
| Mick Jagger |
Lip model for the Gag on This logo |
7/26/1943 |
79 |
21 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Elton John |
Convinced the world that he was straight while dressing like Liberace |
3/25/1947 |
75 |
25 |
|
| Anthony Hopkins |
He'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti |
12/31/1937 |
84 |
16 |
|
| Kurt Russell |
Banging Goldie Hawn |
3/17/1951 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Britney Spears |
She's rich now! |
12/2/1981 |
40 |
60 |
|
| Brian Austin Green |
Apparently, Machine Gun Kelly is a better lover |
7/15/1973 |
49 |
51 |
|
| Henry Ruggs III |
Decent receiver, crappy designated driver |
1/24/1999 |
23 |
77 |
|
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